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Getting HEADphones

A Steamy Sentient Object MMMM Romance

by A.E. LeMercier

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Getting Headphones - A.E. LeMercier
Editions:ePub: $ 2.99
ISBN: 978-1-0678894-1-8
Audiobook: $ 11.99
ISBN: 978-1-0678894-2-5
Paperback: $ 11.99
ISBN: 978-1-0678894-0-1
Size: 5.50 x 8.50 in

Mason's new headphones weren't supposed to talk. They definitely weren't supposed to bring his favorite romance-audiobook fantasies to life… or turn his secret longing for his best friend into the beginning of an MM+ romance.

Mason has spent years keeping romance safely inside his headphones. Dating apps are a nightmare, strangers don't do it for him, and falling for his best friend is definitely not an option.

Then his shiny new headphones develop a mind of their own and decide to woo him. “Luce” is charming, affectionate, impossibly talented at making Mason's fantasies come true, and absolutely convinced Mason deserves more than fantasy.

Luce is determined to find his owner the perfect partner. Unfortunately… Mason already knows him.

Tycho has been Mason's best friend for years. He's also the one man Mason has never dared admit he wants. When Luce decides Mason's love life needs an intervention, the walls between fantasy and reality start coming down fast.

Because sometimes the romance you've been listening to isn't an escape from reality. Sometimes it’s a map to your heart’s desire.

Getting HEADphones is a steamy, low-angst MM+ sentient-object romance with outrageous fantasies, tender friends-to-lovers yearning, a very opinionated pair of headphones, and a happily-ever-after that's anything but conventional.

For readers who like their romance delightfully unconventional, emotionally earnest, and very, very kinky.

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Pairings: M-M, M-M-M, 4+ or Other
Heat Level: 5
Romantic Content: 5
Ending: Click here to reveal
Character Identities: Demisexual, Gay, Pansexual
Protagonist 1 Age: 26-35
Protagonist 2 Age: Ageless/Immortal
Protagonist 3 Age: 26-35
Tropes: First Time, Forced Proximity, Friends to Lovers, Insta Love / Love at First Sight, Matchmaker, Menage, Most Mindblowing Sex Ever
Word Count: 23,000
Languages Available: English
Excerpt:

I stared down as the loop of electric blue cord extended more around me, rubbing down over my nipples. It was falling, I tried to tell myself, even as it pushed against my skin in the opposite direction to gravity. Two lengths of the cord pressed around my nipple, pinching it between them, and despite my disbelieving mind, my cock jerked at the pulse of pleasure it sent through me.

My breath quickened. "What the fuck?"

"Just relax and enjoy, handsome." The voice in my ears was beginning to sound different from the book, now. Even richer, vibrating through me. More real? The spatial awareness was incredible, like someone behind me, pressed close. The cord from one earbud pushed back over my shoulder, moving over my skin like someone was kissing up the side of my neck. "I'm going to make you feel so good, Mason."

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My name. Not a book character. Someone, somehow, was speaking to me. Another length of the thick, rubber-covered audio cord stroked over my belly, lifting to caress my hand where I still gripped my rock hard cock. When the hell had it gotten so long?

I tried to jerk away, breathing hard. "What the - how are you moving?"

Then the cord looped twice around my cock, and I almost lost the ability to think.

"Fuck..." Immediately slick with the lube I'd been using, the cord was even better than I imagined. It began to roll down my shaft, pushing my own hand away. The thick, luxe audio cord was like electric blue tentacles, looping around my cock again and again. One loop stretched up to rub and tease the slit of my cockhead, dragging through the arousal that leaked from me and rubbing it down over my stretched-tight frenulum. The other coils pulsed around me, rolling and squeezing, stroking every inch of me.

The audio cord was stroking me off. My rational self was screaming at me to pull it away from my dick and throw it across the room. But the sensual velvet purr coming from the earbuds filled my mind with images of a handsome dominant doing the same thing to his sub. It felt incredible.

The cord was so much better than my own hand. Like fucking into a stroker, except the coils of cord were so warm and intentional. As if a lover was stroking me, determined to own my pleasure, coaxing my passion to a fever pitch.

"It's okay, just feel," the new voice urged again. "Let me give you what you need."

God, I needed that so badly.

Closing my eyes, I gave in, starting to rock up into the coil of cord the way my body craved.

I was vaguely aware of the audiobook continuing to play, but that was background noise now. Whoever had spoken to me continued, warm and throaty, as urgent as my need to come. "That's it. Good boy... let me stroke every inch of your hard cock. You're gonna blow your load, aren't you? Come on, handsome, come all over me."

I couldn't hold back when everything felt so good. The cord moved faster, rubbing, squeezing my aching cock and balls as the length across my chest pinched harder at my nipples. "Oh fuck," I gasped, hips bucking up off the bed. Fucking up into the grip of the headphone cord. Everything went white as pleasure overwhelmed me. I jetted hot and thick, the cords stroking me relentlessly, coaxing every last drop to fall on my stomach and chest as I shuddered and cried out my release.

"That's one," the voice purred in my ear. "What's your record? Do you think we can break it?"

Panting, I stared up at my ceiling, trying to cling to the ebbing bliss of my orgasm. But things were far too weird for that. What the hell had happened? The thick blue cord from my headphones was still looped around my cock, caressing gently as I softened in the restraint.

My mind inevitably pushed that away in favor of something I had a hope in hell of explaining. "Who are you? How are you talking through my phone? Did you hack me?"

A warm, pleased chuckle thrummed through me from both earbuds. "I'm not in your phone at all, handsome. You plugged me in. And you can call me Luce."

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About the Author

I’m A.E. LeMercier, and I write cozy, high-heat romance for readers who want to explore their wildest fantasies without worrying about toxic drama and non-con squicks. My mission? Making sure everyone feels safe exploring their spicy side. Think: Heavy hurt/comfort, earnest, character-driven plotlines, and the kind of "Found Family" vibes that make you want to move into the book.

A believer in the infinite capacity of the heart, I frequently explore polyamorous and multi-partner dynamics. In my worlds, the measure of love isn't found in exclusivity, but in the profound devotion and trust shared between partners.

What you’ll get from an A.E. LeMercier book:

Spicy & Cozy Vibes: High-heat intimacy and BDSM balanced with the "warm and toasty" comfort of relationship building, aftercare and emotional healing.
Comfort & Healing: Longing and angst that always resolve in a satisfying, heart-warming "Happily Ever After".
Green-flag Heros & Dominants: Kink and power exchange employed by protective partners in love, never in anger.

Whether you're here for Cozy-BDSM, Romantasy, or glamorous contemporary, if you’re obsessed with MM Romance where the protective hero is a total green flag and the feel-good triumphs are just as intense as the heat, you’re in the right place.