Santa’s Kinky Elf, Simon

by Damian Serbu

Part of the A Simon the Elf Novel series:

Santa's Kinky Elf, Simon
Santa Is a Vampire

Editions:ePub: $ 2.99

ISBN: 9781949909128
Pages: 39

Santa has big plans to release a story about himself right before Christmas, revealing his true nature as a vampire. He decides the best advanced publicity comes from reality stories and enlists Simon the Elf, a captive former human, to hit Chicago for the holidays and strike up a romance. Santa wants Simon to document the whole thing, so they can give people a taste for life under Santa’s enslavement before the main story hits. Forced to the Second City against his will, Simon at first resists Santa’s orders, knowing a romance would be short lived at best, and at worst bring some innocent victim into Santa’s evil orbit. But Simon failed to reckon with the charm and wit of Jonah, a hot guy he meets his first night on the town. Falling hard, Simon takes up with his new love despite knowing the awful choice ahead of him. Santa’s Kinky Elf, Simon tells you this tragic love story in the elf’s own words.

Published: November 5, 2018
Publisher: Ninestar Press
Cover Artists:

Natasha Snow

Genres:

Comedy, Dark Erotica, Dark Romance, Fantasy, Fantasy - Urban & Magical Beings, Gaylit, Holiday, Horror, Paranormal, Paranormal - Dark, Paranormal - Vampires

Tags:

author - american, format - book, format - novella 15k-40K, format - prequel, what - concept - sweet, what - emotion - love, what - holiday - christmas, when - season - winter, where - city - chicago, where - country - usa, who - occupation - designer, who - type - elves, who - type - vampires

Pairings: M-M
Heat Level: 4
Romantic Content: 5
Ending: Click here to reveal
Character Identities: Gay
Protagonist 1 Age: 26-35
Protagonist 2 Age: 26-35
Tropes: Insta Love / Love at First Sight
Word Count: 11400
Setting: Chicago
Languages Available: English

About the Author

Damian Serbu is an author of gay horror/speculative fiction. As David Settje, he is the Department Chair of History and Political Science at Saint Xavier University. He lives in the Chicagoland area with his husband and dog, Mika. Mika control his life, tells him what to write, and threatens to eat him in the middle of the night if he disobeys. Aidan and the Alien Invasion was published in July of 2026! He has published Witch in the Wind, The Bachmann Family Secret, and Santa Is a Vampire, as well as his vampire series, The Vampire’s Angel, The Vampire’s Quest, The Vampire’s Witch, The Vampire’s Protégé, and The Vampire’s War. Find him on Facebook, Blue Sky, Instagram, Threads, Twitter, or at www.DamianSerbu.com.

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