Santa Is a Vampire

by Damian Serbu

Amazon

Part of the A Simon the Elf Novel series:

Santa's Kinky Elf, Simon
Santa Is a Vampire

Editions:Paperback: $ 15.99

ISBN: 9781949909456
Pages: 269

Kindle: $ 6.99

ISBN: B07KP791MR
Pages: 269

ePub: $ 6.49

ISBN: 9781949909425
Pages: 269

Simon the Elf wants to tell you the true story behind Jolly Ole St. Nick. Yeah, he’s a vampire. But that alleged gift giver and lover of children hides more than that fact from you. And what about Mrs. Claus and Rudolph? Venture into a world of enslaved elves, enchanted animals, and death wrought by Santa himself. With his sharp wit, Simon will lead you into the darkest realms of Christmas in Santa is a Vampire by Simon the Elf, with Damian Serbu. Warning: Simon cusses a lot. But you would, too, if Santa held you captive.

Published: November 26, 2018
Publisher: Ninestar Press
Cover Artists:

Natasha Snow

Genres:

Comedy, Fantasy, Fantasy - Dark Fantasy, Gaylit, Historical, Historical - America, Holiday, Horror, Paranormal, Paranormal - Vampires

Tags:
Pairings: M-M
Heat Level: 1
Ending: Click here to reveal
Character Identities: Gay
Protagonist 1 Age: 26-35
Protagonist 2 Age: Ageless/Immortal
Tropes: Fairy Tales Revisited
Word Count: 76800
Languages Available: English

About the Author

Damian Serbu lives in the Chicago area with his husband and two dogs, Akasha and Chewbacca. The dogs control his life, tell him what to write, and threaten to eat him in the middle of the night if he disobeys. He has published The Vampire’s Angel, The Vampire’s Quest, The Bachmann Family Secret, The Vampire’s Witch, and The Vampire’s Protégé, as well as Santa’s Kinky Elf, Simon and Santa Is a Vampire with NineStar Press. Keep up to date with him on Facebook, Twitter, or at www.DamianSerbu.com.

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