Too Stupid to Live

Romancelandia, Vol. 1

by Anne Tenino

Too Stupid to Live - Anne Tenino
Part of the Romancelandia series:
  • Too Stupid to Live
Editions:Paperback - 9: $ 17.99 USD
ISBN: 978-1-937551-85-8
Pages: 315
ePub: $ 4.99 USD
ISBN: 978-1-937551-84-1
Kindle: $ 4.99 USD
ISBN: 978-1-937551-84-1
PDF: $ 4.99 USD
ISBN: 978-1-937551-84-1
Audiobook: $ 19.95 USD

It isn’t true love until someone gets hurt.


Sam’s a new man. Yes, he’s still too tall, too skinny, too dorky, too gay, and has that unfortunate addiction to romance novels, but he’s wised up. His One True Love is certainly still out there, but he knows now that real life is nothing like fiction. He’s cultivated the necessary fortitude to say “no” to the next Mr. Wrong, no matter how hot, exciting, and/or erotic-novel-worthy he may be.


Until he meets Ian.


Ian’s a new man. He’s pain-free, has escaped the job he hated and the family who stifled him, and is now—possibly—ready to dip his toe into the sea of relationships. He’s going to be cautious, though, maybe start with someone who knows the score and isn’t looking for anything too complicated. Someone with experience and simple needs that largely revolve around the bedroom.


Until he meets Sam.


Sam’s convinced that Ian is no one’s Mr. Right. Ian’s sure that Sam isn’t his type. They can’t both be wrong…can they?

This book is on:
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Publisher: Riptide Publishing
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Pairings: M-M
Heat Level: 5
Romantic Content: 5
Ending: Click here to reveal
Character Identities: Gay
Protagonist 1 Age: 18-25
Protagonist 2 Age: 26-35
Tropes: Alpha Character, Most Mindblowing Sex Ever, Opposites Attract, Sex Buddies Become Lovers
Word Count: 80000
Setting: City
Languages Available: English, Italian
Series Type: Same Universe / Various Characters

About the Author

Raised on a steady media diet of Monty Python, classical music and the visual arts, Anne Tenino rocked the mental health world when she was the first patient diagnosed with Compulsive Romantic Disorder. Since that day, with her trusty psychiatrist by her side, Anne has taken on conquering the M/M world through therapeutic writing. Finding out who those guys having sex in her head are and what to do with them has been extremely liberating.
Anne's husband finds it liberating as well, although in a somewhat different way. He has accepted her need for "research", and looks forward to the benefits said research affords him. He thinks it's kind of cool she manages to write, as well. Her two daughters are mildly confused by Anne's need to twist Ken dolls into odd positions. They were raised to be open-minded children, however, and other than occasionally stealing Ken1's strap-on, they let Mom do her thing without interference.
Anne’s thing is writing gay romance and erotica.
Wondering what Anne does in her spare time? Mostly she lies on the couch, eats bonbons and shirks housework.